A downloadable game for Windows

You play as the UK Prime minister, David Cameron, after he allegations that he inserted his wee wee into the mouth of a dead pig. After these allegations spread around the country, David decides to relive his pig based endeavors, one last time...

Basically it's a shitty flappy bird clone I made to try learn coding. I originally just had Flappy bird assets and when the allegations of the whole piggate thing came out, I couldn't resist.

Please note, this game is crap. I know it is crap. My future games will not be as awful as this, promise.

Twitter = @TheNerdwhal

Published Sep 25, 2015
StatusIn development
Release date Sep 25, 2015
Tagsdavid-cameron, Flappy Bird, pig, political, shit
Average sessionA few seconds
AccessibilityOne button


Floppy Bird 1.1 3 MB
Floppy Pork 1.0 3 MB


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Mildly amuzing

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Floppy Pork, a Flappy bird *cough* "clone" that allows you to play as David Cameron's smooth pork hungry head as it flies through strips of beheaded pigs stuck on pork, this game truly gives the #PigGate a meaning, the added sound effects and Peppa Pig soundtrack truly give this game something special.

There's something oddly both soothing and satisying seeing Mr. Cameron's head getting pummeled into the ground, give this game a try, it's not like you have to pay for it.

9/10 Would listen to the Peppa Pig soundtrack for three hours on end trying to get a score higher than 2.